you like so i keep making them 1. Go tanning, but first write i'm single in 50 proof sunscreen on your back
2. Tell his mom you cheated on him, then ask her to break up with him for you.
3. send him flirty text messages from your friend's phone. Later, when looking through his phone, say "What the hell is this?! We are so over!"
4. Create a horoscope for him that says "break up with your girlfriend today or she'll make your life hell"
5. Wear a really ugly dress and ask him what he thinks. If he says it looks good, break up with him for being a lying bastard. If he says you look horrible, break up with him for being a heartless bastard.
6. Just start referring to him as your ex boyfriend when you introduce him to people
7. Put on a puppet show with you and him as the main characters. At the end, have them break up.
8. Offer to put his money into stocks, put them in bad stocks. Then tell him you can't be with a guy who can't support you.
9. Invite a girl you know likes him over. Break up with him. tell him the girl is there to console him.
10. Tell him you're joining a monastery
11. Tell him you're really a guy
12. Send him an email. Subject: We're not together anymore. Body: as of today.
13. Send him flowers that say: "Sorry about the breakup"
14. Give him a footrub. Ask him if it feels good. Tell him breaking up would be like the best footrub ever.
15. Call him. Tell him this is the breakup call. Hang up.
16. Pick out a breakup song. Tell him if you were ever to breakup with him, it would be via this song. Play him the song.
17. Start taking his things. When he calls you on it, say: "You stole part of my life. The least you could do is give me your microwave".
18. Have a friend tell his friend that you said to tell him that he's just not the guy for you.
19. When he's teasing your friends start singing the spice girls "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"
20.Bake him a cake that says "I want to break up". Smile and leave.
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