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Hundred Dollar Bill
Replies: 19Last Post July 25 5:42pm by KoopaTroopa
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."


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DefaultTo0


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meh... not so much.

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ElephantStone


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thats awful

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ang42490424


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lol

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aGIRLunknown


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I heard it b4.. and yet its still funny

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icamewithbrokenteeth


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Where's the option for "Not quite funny, but not not funny"

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the greatest americans have not been born yet
they are waiting patiently for the past to die

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lol, kinda funny

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Innuendo Girl


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It got funnier as I started thinking about it

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That's great.

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JeanClaude


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I think I just threw up inside my mouth just a little.

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lol

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mudonthetires14


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haha i thought that was pretty funny

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PreppyPeyton


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instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

that part made me chuckle...very little

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MrsBrightside010


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haha!

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itbeme


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hahaha funny

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